Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that it requires one's jaw to drop enough to accommodate an antlered moose that is clutching the Stanley Cup filled in authentic Canadian maple syrup. Also known as the "Colbert Bump."

Canada is so cold that the only way to survive the winter is to hole up and consume Canada's History.

Canada's History is nothing without authentic maple syrup.

I love to study Canada's History as long as the Stanley Cup doesn't reek of farts.

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