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Pencil

A thing that always gets used

CaN i BoRrOw uR pEnCiL???????????????????????

by Canadian Keyboard October 23, 2019


Karen

Always speaks to the manager/takes the kids/vegan

Karen:LET ME SPEAK TI A MANAGER!!!!!!
Person:you just came in here and we never saw you here

by Canadian Keyboard October 23, 2019

1👍 2👎


Boo

AHhHhHhHh

Friend:boo!

Me:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Canadian Keyboard October 23, 2019

1👍 1👎


Tootsie pop

The OG commercial that everyone saw

How many licks would it take to make it to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know!

by Canadian Keyboard October 23, 2019


TikTok

Welcome to TikTok: A place with Famous people who steal videos by not famous people and everyone is quitting because of TikTok shadow banning them for exactly no reason

TikTok is shadow banning me for no reason!

by Canadian Keyboard October 16, 2019


Haah

Something to say while having sex

Haah

by Canadian Keyboard December 11, 2019

12👍 7👎


Pen

Something that can kill you in any second

Oh no he has a pen! RUNNNNN!

by Canadian Keyboard October 23, 2019

3👍 1👎