Alcoholiday

An work day devoted to absenteeism and the drinking of alcohol. Typically a Monday.

Yeah, I called in "sick" Monday and took an alcoholiday.

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licking bean

To lick the clitoris, usually in a lesbian context.

Tim: I didn't realize Lena and Shirley were lesbians.

Rick: Sure and I say if they're into licking bean, well that's their business.

Tim: Of course.

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Licksomaniac

One whose obsession with performing cunnilingus is triggered and fueled by the chronic consumption of alcohol. Theorised to stem from a genetic deficiency in succinic acid monoamine, or vitamin P.

Colin had two loves in his life: drinking and cunnilingus. He was a certified licksomaniac.

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