ipode

When old dears can't quite get the pronunciation right! Usually occurs when shopping for a teenage grandson/daughter. Misconception of the popular musical device.

"Excuse me young man, could you please direct me to where the ipodes are found? My Gradson wants one for christmas."

"Hello sir, do you supply compact disks for the "ipode" as my grandaughter put it?"

"I wonder if I could get Vera Lynn on an ipode record?"

"Young people these days. Back in my day the only thing you could do was play scrabble! All these computors, television programmes and so called ipodes are corrupting this country!"

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Ipswich

A place somewhere in Suffolk, England where all that planets toxic waste is supposedly stored. Can be smelt for a 1000 mile radius. Mutants dwell within its realms.

Synonym for dump.

"I can smell Ipswich from Norfolk."

"Wana go to Ipswich today?"
"Dunno, wana jump off a cliff?"

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