Cop Face

When someone is looking serious and pissed off. Also may look like they have something shoved up their ass.
It may also be called their 'taking a shit' face.

Girl 1: "My boyfriend always comes home with his cop face on from work."
Girl2: "You should suck that look right off his face"

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Reverse Tent

Guys can pitch a tent, well get ready for the reverse tent.
The reverse tent is for when you have to shit , but are trying to hold it, THUS it 'turtles' in and out- which is why it has also been known as a "turtlehead"

Guy 1: " I was pitching a tent last night watching some porn before bed."

Guy 2: "I was pitching a reverse tent at the movies with my girlfriend last night."

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