Henry

People named Henry have all the best qualities. They best resemble Jeff Spicolli, Stifler, The Greek God Zeus, Ferris Bueller, and Austin Powers. They always do what is right. They are people who will ride or die for you.They like to spend their time wisely finding the best and most fun ways to make money. People named Henry are some of the smartest people you’ll ever meet, yet they do not try in school. While someone named Henry is super short, they make up for size where it counts and are extremely sexy. They get any girl they want. If you are ever lucky enough to date a Henry, he will be there for you through the good and bad, and put you before all else. Many accounts have said that the best sex they have had is with someone named Henry. People named Henry gamble like a degenerate, smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish. If your ever in a tight situation you can always rely on Henry to get you out of it. Luck always seems to be on their side. Even under immense pressure, he will never tell something you’ve told him and would never snitch. Henry’s are very witty, and this is showed when they roast others. When they are around people are laughing.

Woman 1: That guy is so seductive, he has a way with words.
Woman 2: That was Henry, but he’s not in your league.

Woman 1: He’s so hot of course he’s in my league
Woman 2: He's to good for you.