Deadpants

The pants you no longer fit in as a result of weight loss or weight gain.

“I have like 4 pairs of jeans in my closet that don’t fit anymore, but I know after this diet I’m going to fit in them again.”
“George, those are your deadpants. Let go of them and embrace who you are now.”

Extragen

1. A mythical supercharged hormone believed to be responsible for inducing extremely dramatic, sassy, and over-the-top behavior, regardless of gender.
2. The secret ingredient that fuels those who are fabulously extra in their emotions, reactions, and style.

"Did he start taking some sort of extragen supplement? Because his confidence and flair at the karaoke last night was off the charts!"

"Why's she crying, laughing, and dancing all within a span of five minutes? Must be that extragen spike!"

Loanly

To be a person so saddled with debt (esp. student debt) as to be seen as un-marriageable, thus spending the remainder of their life alone.

Why did I drop out of medical school with all this debt? I’ve never felt so loanly.