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An Epark Sin is a Sin that is known to every religion(Including Islam!). These Sins are so Bad and evil that they have been given the name Epark Sin to show there evilness is of a Epark pruportion.
Epark Sins cannot be forgiven....Only Fixed.
Some Examples of an Epark Sin are:
Believing Woman are equal to men*
Being a Muslim who Supports Manchester United*
Not Believing that the Beatles are the best band on the planet....Even Better than SlAYER!*
Listning to Bring me The Horizon*
Being Emo*
Epark Sins....=Very Bad things
Mark Did you see Brazy Listning to Bring me the Horizon at lunch?
ShaneYeh...I think he was doing it on perpose..?:/
....Chuck Norris Epark Sin! Destroy Thee!
Mark......Detention
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Send It! meaning To want to recieve something. If someone has something you want, anything from Money, homework, a small ball, some ones Cum or even the clothes there wearing.
The Phrase "send it" is often Followed by a hand indication that the person wants t catch the object or thing, by putting ones hand into the air infront of them. These means "send It" Can only be said If you are implying the thing must be Thrown or tossed. If not then you will indeed look like a retard when you put your hand in the air and the thing is handed to you, much like being Left Hanging.
Liam Hahahaha Look at this porno, that old woman has the Body of a Four year old!
Jo Omg What! lol. "Send It!"
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Send It! meaning To want to recieve something. If someone has something you want, anything from Money, homework, a small ball, some ones Cum or even the clothes there wearing.
The Phrase "send it" is often Followed by a hand indication that the person wants t catch the object or thing, by putting ones hand into the air infront of them. These means "send It" Can only be said If you are implying the thing must be Thrown or tossed. If not then you will indeed look like a retard when you put your hand in the air and the thing is handed to you, much like being Left Hanging.
Liam Hahahaha Look at this porno, that old woman has the Body of a Four year old!
Jo Omg What! lol. "Send It!"
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When one Person thrusts there hips in a sidewards manner onto they recieving persons(Animals',Plants',Inanimate objects') hips; This is called a Replete bo-hip.
Another Kind of Bo-hip! Is when the attacker is in practise of bo-hip! but instead of aiming to achieve a replete Bo-hip, they infact aim for some where such as the face or neck; This is called an auxilary Bo-hip!
The Rules Of Bo-hip!
Both feet must be on the floor while in practise of any Bo-hip! maneuver.;if this rule is not followed the person my be surrounded by all the other contenders and be continuesly Bo-hipped! in the mouth and nose; (Bo!-ing Circle,; much like a jerking circle)
Whilst attempting to land a 'Bo-Hip!' The Words 'Bo-Hip'must be said in the voice of the woman from *The Road to Eldorado*. 'Whatch att niggah!' is acceptable for auxilary Bo-Hips!.
{Again if these rules are no followed the result will be Bo!-ing circle.....and No one wants that do they}
Happy Bo-hipping!
Mark Wheres Dan?
Shane Davison I dunnoo......
Mark....ooh..ok..
......
Dan Bo-hip!
Mark Ahhhh shit my hip. My tits, My tits
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Davison; Coming from the name of a small English man with man dissabilties including Down syndrome, ogoraphobia and also Rabies.
Davison is a word that can be added on the First name of any Human. It is Symbolic and represents that the person beeing honored with the Davison is Male and Filled with Testostarone...Of course.
Davison Can not be added to a females name, only male; because females are not male and filled with testosterone.....Of course.
Also the Davison can be added to some inaminate objects such as Lamps, Speakers, Ipods and El Tequito Mild Salsa Dip. But this is only aloud on some, not all objects. The Objects need to be Manly and testosterone filled;Much like the El Tequito Mild Salsa dip.......Of course. If it is added to a word not manly it will just sound strange.
For example;
Me "Come here Mr El tequito Davison!" CORRECT
Me " Eww thats fucking gross, Someone please get her a tampon Davison before I throw up in my hands" ...WRONG......Of course
Marcus"Ahhhh Shit, Someone get Dan a tissue Davison; I think I may have Bo-Hipped! his Face abit to hard"
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This unfortunate happening is the only way to clense ones soul and is completely necessary, Completely necessary!
Beatifucation is performed when someone who has evidently been mistreated and not been educated as a child, When there mind is obscured by evil thoughts and ideas. When the subject person does not enjoy the sounds of the great band *The Beatles...Yes does NOT like The Beatles.
Some one who does not enjoy and fantasize about the Beatles must be so pourly educated they might not even understand what is going on round them. The Target person will think they are doing nothing wrong, but infact are commiting a sin...an Epark Sin. So trying to make them understand what there doing is against the laws of nature is very tricky. This is were Beatifucation must be aplied.
To perform Beatifucation you must gather up all of your mates(Bros,Hommies and Chums are also acceptable) and Do everything in your combined power to cast out the demon of good musical taste that is filling your friend's mind with Shit and Evil thoughts.
Ancient Methods of Beatifucation include:
1. Constantly playing Beatles songs when ever the offender is near.
2. When ever the person atemps to talk or join into a conversation automaticly change the subject to anything related to the teachings of The Beatles so the person has no choice as to walk away and be loner(Which is a bad thing) or join in the conversation submiting to the mighty power of the Beatles.
3. Simply avoiding and Discluding and ect the Person until they become Beatifucied.
4. Rape, forced sex, Physical Violence, Sexual punishment and threatning coments have also worked on many occasions (Forcing the Offender to listen to Ringo Star's Wonderful voice is also acceptable; Pinning the person down or tying them to a chair may be necessary).
Again, I must say how important Beatifucation is an that it is Completely necessary in all cases. After it is complete the person can be returned to its normal self and help to spread the ancient teachings of the Beatles.
*Use This Information Wisely and correctly*
Dan "Yeh, I heard that in the song "Let It Be" If you play the entire Song backwards it is actually Ringo star and Chuck Norris having an in depth Conversation about Xbox 360 vs PS3"
Marcus Omfg Are you guys seriously still talking about that shit band!
Mark "Oh,Hi there Marcus. Didnt see you there. What was that you were saying? Something about your lack of belief and oblivious mind?......Get the rope Dan"
* Dan Takes 100m long Rope from out of his pants*
.........
Thus The Art of Beatifucation ¬__¬
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