goof

Verb; slang for "to orgasm."

Origin, 2017, United States. First said by Leigh Daniel Avidan of Game Grumps, Ninja Sex Party, and Starbomb while playing Sonic Unleashed.

"Well, you know, I wasn't planning on having little Johnny, but I goofed inside of my girlfriend, so here we are."
"Aw, I'm gonna goof all over you!"

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Geoff'd it

To be ahead/doing well in something, only to fuck it up at the last second and fail.

Origin: Geoff Ramsey of Achievement Hunter, who constantly causes himself to fail, no matter how hard he tries to succeed.

*While playing GTA V*
"I'm gonna win!"
*falls off the map, proceeds to be passed by everyone in race*
"Gah! I Geoff'd it!"