CBD Tincture

A CBD tincture is a dietary supplement that comes in liquid form and has a very potent cannabidiol content. Tinctures are created by steeping CBD-rich hemp flowers in high-proof grain alcohol, then cooking over low heat for multiple hours.

Gran: My Back Pain is getting worse each day......

Rebecca: Take a few drop from this CBD Tincture and your soul will be cured!!!

Kidfluence

Noun
kidfluence (uncountable)

(marketing) The influence that children exert, both directly and indirectly, on the consumer decisions made by their parents.

Game makers found they didn't have to appeal to parents as buyers as they could activate the pressure of "kidfluence."

Michael V Townley

The REAL Michael De Santa (GTA)

Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.

Jack: Is Michael De Santa from GTA based on a real person?

Sam: Google Michael V Townley!

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Brandy Grindzz

The classiest of all stoner chicks! A Brandy Grindzz is a pot smokers dream, both unique in style, charisma and rolls blunts like a true legend. All the other girls want to be a Brandy Grindzz and all the boys want to marry a Brandy Grindzz (including the fathers). She is always happy, smiling and smoking bud! Always positive, empowering and chilling out...

Brandon: Dam there go's another Brandy Grindzz.

Peter: If only I could find myself a Brandy Grindzz, my dream, my life, my love.

Brandon: You sentimental git!, but yeah we all need a Brandy Grindzz

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Dickplant

The art of burrowing ones knob deep into a pot of mud.

James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.

Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!

Má

Má is a Chinese word for cannabis, is represented by the Han character 麻. The term Má, used to describe medical marijuana by 2700 BCE, is the oldest recorded name for the Cannabis plant.

The word Má has been used to describe the cannabis plant since before the invention of writing five-thousand years ago. Má might share a common root with the Proto-Semitic word mrr, meaning "bitter." Evidence of the earliest human cultivation of Má was found off the coast of mainland China, on the island of Taiwan. Chinese travelers who moved west carrying seeds of the Má plant also brought the plant's name with them, the word then becoming integrated into the neighboring languages.

BaoGem: Má shì xiàncún zuì shòu huānyíng de zhíwù!

BaoGem: Cannabis is the best loved plant in existence!

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JUMBLE-GUT

When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!

The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.

"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"

Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!

Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"