I

Pronunciation

A syllable used mostly by the Welsh to form the beginning, middle and end of a sentence .

Geraint: Cracking game of Rugby this weekend I!!

Deiniol: What a result!, see the state of Robbin Soppy Bolloks after shitting his pants half way?

Geraint: Fucking hell I,, he only had 3 pints!

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Stacey: Fucking hell, see that scrap on the weekend outside Ocy?

Gemma: Fuck I, blood everywhere I, bouncers did fuck all I!!!

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Chundertwat

A woman who's vagina is clouded in Chlamydia, Chancroid, Crabs, Herpes, Hepatitis B, Trichomoniasis, HIV and AIDS.

Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:

Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).

James: Mate I have a fucking dick which resembles a shrunk, black, dehydrated piece of corn beef!!

Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!

James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!

Farmabist

Farmabist

noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.

CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!

Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!

Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.

Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?

Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.

Pharmabist

Pharmabist

A shop or hospital dispensary where cannabis is prepared, prescribed or sold.
"the local pharmabist"

The science or practice of the preparation and dispensing of marijuana.
"courses to become a regulated pharmabist"

Countries that allow the medical use of whole-plant cannabis include Australia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Germany, Greece, Israel, Italy, the Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, and Uruguay. In the United States, 33 states and the District of Columbia have legalized cannabis for medical purposes.

Jeff: Finally somewhere new to pick up my cannabis without getting arrested.

Andy: My Physician is great. I never have any issues with my local Pharmabist. Always fully stocked!

Arf'arf'an'arf

When loosely translated, this British term gives us another word for being embarrassingly intoxicated. And, when used correctly, represents the exact moment your drunk brain has had enough—and when the English language is no longer accessible.

Pub Owner: "come on son time to get a move on we are closing"!

Adam: "Arf'arf'an'arf".

Pub Owner: "This guy's on another planet".

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Hempnabis

Hempnabis
/hɛmpnabis/

The cannabis plant, especially when grown for legal weed.

The fibre of the cannabis plant, extracted from the stem and used to make rope, strong fabrics, fibreboard, and paper including legal weed.

Used in names of other plants that yield fibre, e.g. Hempnabis.

Tom: Dude I cant afford to risk buying anymore bud off Kyle. Next time I get caught I face prison time.

James: Don't worry man, police can't do shit with Hempnabis due to its concentrated THC levels. Plus it will help with that back pain!

Tom: thank God for that, maybe I can also use it for my anxiety too! Lol

Budstrate

Budstrate

noun: budstrate; plural noun: budstrates
an underlying substance or layer.

the surface or material on or from which a cannabis plant lives, grows, or obtains its nourishment.
"Cannabis attached to the budstrate by a stalk"

Aaron: Dude my cannabis plants don't seem to be growing fast enough.

Jamie: Are you giving them plenty of Budstrate?

Aaron: Better head down the garden centre and pic up some more!