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Doobie
noun: doobie; plural noun: doobies
a cannabis cigarette.
Jeff: Don't be cruel and pass me the doobie!
Charles: Share is care bro!
Jeff: Sweet!
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ç² - Cannabis translation in traditional Chinese
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ç²
hemp, flax, cannabis, sesame.
Jefferey: æåæ¡å¤§ç². (I LOVE cannabis!)
Bob: æåé½åæ¡å¤§ç²! (We all LOVE cannabis!)
A woman who's vagina is clouded in Chlamydia, Chancroid, Crabs, Herpes, Hepatitis B, Trichomoniasis, HIV and AIDS.
Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:
Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around itâ go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
James: Mate I have a fucking dick which resembles a shrunk, black, dehydrated piece of corn beef!!
Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!
James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
Farmabist
noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
Budstrate
noun: budstrate; plural noun: budstrates
an underlying substance or layer.
the surface or material on or from which a cannabis plant lives, grows, or obtains its nourishment.
"Cannabis attached to the budstrate by a stalk"
Aaron: Dude my cannabis plants don't seem to be growing fast enough.
Jamie: Are you giving them plenty of Budstrate?
Aaron: Better head down the garden centre and pic up some more!
When loosely translated, this British term gives us another word for being embarrassingly intoxicated. And, when used correctly, represents the exact moment your drunk brain has had enoughâand when the English language is no longer accessible.
Pub Owner: "come on son time to get a move on we are closing"!
Adam: "Arf'arf'an'arf".
Pub Owner: "This guy's on another planet".
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Pharmabist
A shop or hospital dispensary where cannabis is prepared, prescribed or sold.
"the local pharmabist"
The science or practice of the preparation and dispensing of marijuana.
"courses to become a regulated pharmabist"
Countries that allow the medical use of whole-plant cannabis include Australia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Germany, Greece, Israel, Italy, the Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, and Uruguay. In the United States, 33 states and the District of Columbia have legalized cannabis for medical purposes.
Jeff: Finally somewhere new to pick up my cannabis without getting arrested.
Andy: My Physician is great. I never have any issues with my local Pharmabist. Always fully stocked!