turd that won't flush

1. An extremely annoying person that keeps coming back and annoying you after repeatedly telling them to leave you alone.
2. Anything that is annoying that keeps recurring or reappearing.

Telemarketers are turds that won't flush.

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horse finger

noun.
A horse finger is just what it says it is: a horse's finger, but if you have ever seen a horse; you would know that horses have no fingers, and that horse fingers don't exist. Which is why it is used as an insult, because if you call someone a horse finger you're saying that they are essentially nothing.

Person 1: You're a loser, a zero, a nobody.
Person 2: Yeah, well you're a horse finger

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