whappopotamus

a cross between a whale and a hippopotamus; a fat bitch-like ugly woman who sucks man taco. she never gives up the marijuana and sucks Polish dick, puts it in her asshole, farts out the cum, wipes it off her asshole and licks it with her tongue, then eats five condoms. PS I love you Mike. Signed, Amanda.

"Damn, that bitch be a whappopotamus."

lean beef

jerking off using a george foreman grill instead of your hand.

I was bored with just whacking it so i pulled a lean beef

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