Pre-procrastinate

Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.

Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.

ryanginger

When you are 100% high and you want an alcoholic beverage. So you order yourself a Ryan Ginger because you want to disguise that you’re going to get more messed up

Yo dude I can’t feel my face.

I know I think I’m just gonna go get RyanGinger.