Old Faithful

After a male cums inside his partner's belly button while they're laying down he mounts them reverse cowgirl and slides back so his anus is over the belly button. Next, he farts and the result looks like the Old Faithful geyser.

Guy 1: So I gave my lady an Old Faithful last night..

Guy 2: And?

Guy 1: Let's just say we need to repaint all four walls.

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rambunctoids

Composed of the root words rambunctious and steroids

Rambunctoids are the ridiculous, illegal steroids that cause crazy side effects like male shrinkage of the penis and are much different than regular protein and nutrition supplements.

(Douchebag #1) So I woke up this morning and my urethra looks very much like a down syndrome patient's face.

(Douche bag #2) Dude, lay off the rambunctoids.