Alaskan Dildo

The act of defecating in a condom, freezing said condom, and, when having sex in the kitchen, reaching over and grabbing the frozen log out of the fridge and sticking it in your girl's anus.

"Dude, did you hear Cox gave Kateri the Alaskan Dildo in the dorm kitchen? That's what that log was in the freezer!"

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