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Bologna Beating

It's pretty obvious.

Man: Bologna Beating is the best!
Man 2: Don't talk about that around the children.

by Capertittle November 10, 2017


The Emoji Movie 2

Something no one wants to happen. Ever.

Man: Hopefully The Emoji Movie 2 never comes out.

by Capertittle November 12, 2017


Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

PERFECT LYRICS, PERFECT SONG

Song: Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Man: Cool song.

by Capertittle November 10, 2017


zylenol

A fake medicine, but could be made in the future.

Man: Try zylenol.
Man 2: No.

by Capertittle November 12, 2017


capertittle

An extremely rare form of caterpillar.

Man: Look! A capertittle!

by Capertittle November 10, 2017


Roseville Rodeo

When the woman does a handstand and you scissor her while she tries to throw you off.

Man: Roseville Rodeo?
Woman: Yes, let us proceed

by Capertittle November 29, 2017