Snow Cow

(1) An overweight Tundra Wookie.
(2) Any woman who you pick up in an Alaskan bar who is beautiful form the neck up but looks like a knock-em-down doll from the neck down.

Roomie: Dude, did you go home with that chick from Ivorys last night?
Me: No, thank god, she was a Snow Cow.

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Arab juice

An imported liquid that is available usually in Unleaded, Plus, and Super. The price of arab juice is determined by corrupt politicians.

We are killing people in the middle east to try and get more arab juice for ourselves.

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eskibro

A person of both Eskimo and Black origin. Eski - Bro.

me: Dude, I did not understand that guy with the suntan on the Whaler...

him: Dude, that was not a suntan, he was an Eskibro!

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dickscussion

A theological discussion between a man and a woman which truns into the man comming out on top. 'Oh God! Yes! Oh God, please! ...'

Me: We had a nice long discussion about religion last night.

Friend: Oh, you mean a dickscussion

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