Woshi

A pretty cool dude. He's got all the best games, he might even gift you one if you're a friend of his (he's got a lot of money). He's got a deep voice, he is a skeleton and he's got a good sense of how to do comedy. If you know him, you're lucky. He also gets bitches.

Person 1: "I hate Woshi!!! I'm jealous of him!!!"
Woshi: *Pops a cap in their head because he's just that cool.*