queerd

a word derived from "queer" and "weird" meaning a sort of strange, unpurposefully gay circumstance.

Joe: "I could really go for a warm, juicy sausage right now."
Bob: "Dude, that was queerd."

winceism

a random bad memory that enters your mind, causing you to wince.

Joe: "Ugh, I just remembered when I refused a date with the hottest girl in school because I had a stomachache."

Greg: "Oh, that's the worst winceism I've ever heard."