Coffee can

When a guy's dick is so big and thick, it has the circumference of a Foldger's coffee can.

TJ makes his own hole when he fucks you with his coffee can.

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Circus dick

A dick so big it belongs in a circus side show.

Becca loves circus dick.

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Grocery baggin

When a guy's dick is so small, a condom on it is compared to a grocery bag. Loose and baggy. Doesn't stay on.

Jimmy was grocery baggin it last night, I'm never sleeping with him again!

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