Premature Detonation

A unique phenomena among would be suicide bombers where their explosives detonate prematurely.
Palestinians sometimes refer to this as a "work accident".

Due to Ahmed's premature detonation he was sent to the virgins early.

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Jihadiot

A low IQ Islamic terrorist.
Many times they accidentally blow themselves up.
*See premature detonation and Palestinian Work Accident

Achmed the jihadiot, attempted to detonate his explosive shoes but realized he was barefoot.

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