Wheelchair

The spanglish form of the phrase We'll Share

Pedro only has one burrito, but Jose wants one also. PEdro tellsJose. "it's OK wheelchair! You can have half"

Dict Head

An Urban Dictionary Contributor, who is so far off base with their Urban Dictionary definition of a word, that it is neither funny, informative or in the realm of making any sense;

A contributor that misspells or has typos in their definition ;
A Contribution in Urban Dictionary that has far more thumbs down votes than thumbs up

Defining GRATSI as- "basically means awsome as hell or anything you love" is a real dict head move.
What kind of a dict head doesn't spell check their definition?
Person 1"Did you see how many thumbs down votes Jeff's definition got?" Person 2"Yeah I'm not surprised. I knew it was gonna' be a dict head when he told us about it"

Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.

Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.