uzi

an isralei made submachine gun chambered for a 9x19mm round. Has a straight detachable magazine that fits into the handle of the wepon, also has a metal foldable stock

the isralei army quelled the riot with their uzis and teargas

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ass in a glass

an alcoholic drink mixed from whatever alcohol is on hand. Usually made by someone who is drunk already, this concoction usually tastes like "ass", hence the name.

Ass in a glass is the chop suey of the beverage world

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capcom

1. NASA jargon for Capsule communications, voice radio link with spacecraft
2. a Japan- based videogame company

1. CAPCOM is go flight
2. Capcom's new game sucks out loud

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mustard gas

a nasty chemical agent used by the Germans in WWI. Causes the victim's skin, eyes and lungs to burn, blood colects in the lungs causinng the vicitm to drown in it

the charging French were cut down all over no man's land by mustard gas shells

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rez

an extremley odd rhythm-based shooter video game that looks like it was designed by people who were watching TRON while on acid

come on over to my place, I just got rez

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claret

1. a type of red wine
2. also used to describe any thing with a dark red color such as blood

1. a nice claret would go with this
2. that wanker's claret got on me trousers

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sixty nining

the pracice of positioning oneself with one's partner so that both people have the other's genitalia in their mouths

they were sixty nining in the closet

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