Honeymoon Cocktail

The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.

Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”

Curious George

When your significant other is showering and your hard penis peeks around the shower curtain to see what is happening.

Why are you sticking your rager around the shower curtain?
Shhh…he’s just a Curious George.

Foxholin’

The act of a female inserting her big toe and/or additional toes into the rectum of a male partner then forcing the said foot into his face to smell.

Honey, we're Foxholin' tonight.

Foxholin! What's that?

Foxholin’ is when I shove my big toe in your ass. Soon after, you will begin to rail me while I make you smell my big toe.

I'm not sure about that.

I'm not asking; I'm telling!

Foxholin’

The act of a female inserting her big toe and/or additional toes into the rectum of a male partner then forcing the said foot into his face to smell.

Honey, we're Foxholin' tonight.

Foxholin! What's that?

Foxholin’ is when I shove my big toe in your ass. Soon after, you will begin to rail me while I make you smell my big toe.

I'm not sure about that.

I'm not asking; I'm telling!