Poop Walk

The act of taking such a long turd that it bottoms out the toilet while still connected to your asshole and you have stand up off the toilet and walk the turd off until the connection breaks.

Guy 1: Dude I deployed such a long monkey tail shit that I had to do the poop walk!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!

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Anthony'd

1. The act of going in for a kiss and she pulls back.
2. 10 on the pussy whipped scale.
3. The act of being brotherzoned by your girlfriend.
4. The act of not making it to 1st base after dating someone for 2 years.
5. The act of being hug rejected by your girlfriend.
6. The act of being friendzoned by the same girl multiple times.

Guy 1: Dude, Mackenzie Anthony'd me so hard last night!
Guy 2: Damn dude, you're the Friendzone God.

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