Nath

Nath is used to describe a young male, usually in the mid to late twenties. A "Nath" can usually be found roaming the streets in search of wild Pizza or Burger herds and may become hostile when approached. Never approach a wild Nath from behind, as they will employ wild, uncontrollable flatulence as a natural defense, sometimes resulting in accidental leakage.

Domesticated Naths are slightly larger than their wild counterparts, due to excessive grazing on junk foods and a very lax lifestyle. While less hostile than in the wild, a domestic Nath is likely to have a diesel libido and be prone to occasional fits of rage, usually in response to the appearance of the Nath's natural predators; The Boss, The Missus and most dreaded of all, The Morning.

If you are approached by a Nath, DO NOT make direct eye contact, simply empty your wallet, bay like a frightened sheep and slowly retreat while never turning your back on the Nath, as the Nath may see this as a signal of the mating season.

Nath's are allergic to: Bright Sunlight

Moderate Sunlight

Heavy Lifting

Vegetables that make a crunching sound

Early Mornings

Early Nights

Soap

Any film which has been adapted from a Nicholas Sparks novel

Ben Affleck

Novelty Mugs

Example 1
Man: Look out! There's a Nath over there! Nobody move or he might follow through!

Example 2
Woman: What a specimen! That is the biggest, hairiest Nath I have ever seen!
Man: Be careful, it looks like he's feeling frisky!

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