Guch Spat

when preparing for a game, spating your guch is the art of taping your guch to ensure stabilty and safeness

in the following order: Twice around the waist, Over left shoulder and through your legs (from the back), Over right shoulder, through legs again, twice wrapped around both thighs. (For aslo support; see also badger spat)= guch spat

Badger Spat

the act of after performing a gnarly guch spat, taping your wanggalang to inner thigh to ensure minimum to no floppage.

During high knees in practice today, I was comforted to know that my Badger Spat was providing protection from high fricion of my dick head and my thighs.