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b-hab

A word that evolved from boob or bewb similar to the way t-hot did from tit. The word still holds onto a bit more of its original meaning than t-hot does, however.

Dude, stop being such a b-hab!

by Captain Benjamin September 11, 2006

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Christmas Bukkake

In the spirits of celebration put mint powder at the tip of your cock and cum. Make sure you do this with 5 to 10 people it is a bukkake. Just for extra kink add some chocolate powder.

"What did you do in the holidays?"

"I got a Christmas bukkake"
"so that's why you smell like mint chocolate"

by Captain Benjamin November 4, 2020


t-hot

A degeneration of the word tit. Now officially means nothing. See also b-hab. Often belted out loudly in a similar fashion (but not quite the same) as "Hey Abbott!" Apparently also used as a variable in certain types of engineering.

Ow! Dayumn Gina, that hurt like t-hots!!

by Captain Benjamin September 11, 2006

31πŸ‘ 136πŸ‘Ž


shit ass bitch

Describes when someone or something is a severe bitch or pain the ass. It can also be used to express misfortune or anger like damn or fuck, or as a random vulgar adjective that serves no purpose but to add crudeness to a sentence.

"This knee injury is such a shit ass bitch."

"What the shit ass bitch are you doing on Friday night?"

"Awwwww, shit ass bitch!"

by Captain Benjamin April 18, 2007

42πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


poopschmerz

A slightly more inane relative of "weltschmerz" - usually used as an exclamation to express disappointment or unhappiness.

"I can't make it out to see you pitch your big baseball game tomorrow, I'm sorry."

"Aw, poopschmerz. :( "

by Captain Benjamin April 17, 2008

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Benjamin

A person with an Afro, A fatneek thicc as hell, eats anything, gorgeous titties, the embodiment of beauty, says the n word even though he cannot, has no ethical filter will say anything. (Likes KFC)(Might have a black kink)

"Nigga come over here", said Benjamin.
"you can't says that you benjamin"
"give me food you moon cricket"

by Captain Benjamin November 4, 2020

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


etceteretarded

A number of other similarly retarded things.

"Steve enjoys throwing up on himself, drinking lead paint, etceteretarded."

by Captain Benjamin April 17, 2008

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž