Purple Waffle

A bruised blue waffle.

Watch out for Emily. I heard she had a purple waffle.

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Tickle Queef

When a rogue hair tickles your vagina and you queef.

I was doing pilates and tickle queefed.

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Wiener Dip

Your pecker splashes in the toilet while pooping.

Kyle the eskimo wiener dipped while taking a morning crap.