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One who samples the immediate post-fart area with his or her tongue.
'Wow, look at Roger greedily lapping up Emily's rotten fart stink'
'I always knew he was a fart taster'
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Making a hasty exit upon realizing that the flatulence you just greased out was in fact moist feces. This may send any fart tasters in the vicinity into a frenzied state.
Ian clenched his buttocks in the hopes of containing a sloppy shart, and awkwardly left the room, but his scram shart did not go unnoticed.
When one wants to discretely evacuate the bladder through the diddle
Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."
Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.
He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."