gay fish

A gay fish is someone who simply doesn't get it. This person may believe that they are an expert on a topic ( and in some cases they may actually be) however more often than not they will just be feigning intelligence in order to look more important.

Sarah: I am an expert on foreign policy because I can see Russia from my house!

Joe: Damn, the female gay fish.

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safety wipe

A safety wipe is the one you give yourself after a fart that may have been wet and resulted in you accidentally pooping yourself a little.

Joe: I farted earlier and I had to do a safety wipe.

Kevin: ( wet sounding fart)
Sam: Damn, you need to go do a safety wipe

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