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Ball pocket

A small cavity created where the abductor longus muscles of the inner thigh and inguinal meet near the groin. This intersection creates a “pocket” that a testical, if large and saggy enough, can flop over into and cause excessive sweat and rash. Typically found in redneck southerners, especially redheads (sometimes referred to as a soulless ginger). Occasionally used as a a “scratch distraction” to entice sexual activity with the female species.

Leigh, it’s been a rough day, can you scratch my ball pocket?

by Captain Chet October 16, 2020