Poop Pop

Pop music made solely with fecal matter. It is written on and performed using poop. This form of music sounds like shit, because it is. To date, there have been no songs of this genre to chart in any nation.

This new band Curtis E. Flush and the Clean Wipes are definitely in the poop pop genre. They sound like shit!

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Brown Iceberg

This is a special case of a Big Kahuna, itself a large turd. When any portion of the turd sticks above the waterline, you have created a Brown Iceberg. Much like it's icy namesake, the vast majority of the Brown Iceberg lies below the surface. When turds have achieved this dangerous size, it will often not flush down the toilet, resulting in a Pooplug.

I ate 2 pounds of Mexican food last night and found a brown iceberg in the toilet shortly thereafter!

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bulogna

Adversity that falls between the categories of bologna and bullshit. While not as ignorable as bologna, it requires less attention than bullshit would.

I was required to submit my cancellation request by the 15th, and now I am being invoiced for something I did not intend to purchase...this is bulogna.

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