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Cleveland dildo

The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.

If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass

by Captain Clap August 31, 2018


Octo-Roast

1: An Octo-Roast is the art of having sexual intercourse with exactly 8 people. Not quite the average 'gang bang', this is an Octo-Roast, achieved by only the greatest in the industry!

2: To have sexual intercourse with an Octopus, or to insert an Octopus inside yourself. As seen on the internet!

1: That Octo-Roast last night left me sore all over!

2: That Octopus was great in bed, better than my husband!

by Captain Clap November 5, 2009