Low Standards

When A Girl Or A Boy are so desperate for friends or an intimate partner that they will take even the least attractive and least intelligent etc. as adequate.

Jeff: Did you hear Linda is dating that freakshow Johny?

Todd: She has Low Standards Man.

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Locked and Keyed

A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.

Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.

Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.