twocced

stolen, thieved ,nicked, half inched. Derived from T.W.O.C- Taken Without Owners Consent (British Police term)

someone's twocced my lighter init!

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cracksquirrel

An urban park dwelling squirrel which has found hidden stashes of crack cocaine and eaten them, thus becoming addicted. Known to be unusually aggressive and paranoid.

bloody cracksquirrel rinsed me for me mobile, was well vicious...

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doilum

yorkshire word for fool, idiot, spanner, wazzock, nobhead,clumsy oaf

you spilt my pint, you big doilum!

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blarneystoner

Someone who talks a lot when stoned, in the manner of one who has kissed the Blarney Stone (giving them the gift of the gab)

that skunk turned me into a right blarneystoner, I talked bollocks all night!

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twoccer

Joyrider, car thief. Comes from the police definition that a car has been "Taken Without Owners Consent"- T.W.O.C. Hence Twocced= Stolen. Twoccer=joyrider (Bradford uk)

some little twoccers nicked me bloody car!

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