Pintocorn

Unicorn with 5 horns. Coined by famous young comedian Bo Burnham in the opening of his Comedy special "What." before he mercilessly shoots it to death with an invisible pistol. Great special.

The Pintocorn then said, "Hi Bo."

Pintocorns are the ultimate Unicorn.

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Wi-Fight

Common in apartments where individuals have their own Wi-Fi networks. Wi-Fights are usually started by one person using someone else's unsecured Wi-Fi network. The opposing parties then engage in verbal debate by changing their Wi-Fi network name's to words of dialogue for the other one sees when they view Wi-Fi connections around them. Originally coined by CollegeHumor

Excerpt from a Wi-Fight:

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im using edward to torrent porn
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edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
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hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
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you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
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WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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Rainbow Poop

A genetic mutation occurring with a cat and a Pop Tart resulting in the ability to have an addicting annoying song, something to troll about, the icanhazcheeseburger franchise, and making rainbows come out of your butt while flying through the air. The rainbow poop can be turned into monochromatic poop if the Nyan Cat's diet isn't maintained. His diet is small children and bananas.

Son: "Mommy, why are we putting little Jeffery outside?"

Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."

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