turd hurdling

The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass

Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.

Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!

Its whats on the inside that counts

A phrase used by various men to win over a women and eventually get in the panties

Guy: Sarah you are so hot
Sarah: Thats all you see when you look at me?
Guy: No no, its whats on the inside that counts
Sarah: Awh you should come to my place later
Guy: *immediately granted with satisfaction*

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