uncrapulate

To fix, remedy, or resolve a product, service, or situation which has been ruined or taken past the point of good quality and/or service. (In short, to fix the shit that has happened.)

My boss told me that Bob's been fired for screwing up the expense reports big time. Now I have to spend the weekend at home and uncrapulate his mistakes

Va-JJ

Short / Slang alternative for the “Vaccine from Johnson & Johnson”,

Johnson & Johnson COVID-19 Vaccine Authorized by U.S. FDA For Emergency Use - First Single-Shot Vaccine in Fight Against Global Pandemic on Feb 2021.

Yo! Sorry I couldn’t make it to your birthday party. I didn’t get the Va-JJ like I wanted so I roughed it out.

Oh, well I got that Va-JJ after the party. You need the Va-JJ too.

decrapify

to decipher, make sense of, or explain the truth behind any statement or explanation which has been blown out of proportion to the extent of being B.S.

When Bob told me all about the hot girls at his birthday party, Jesse had to decrapify the fact that they were Bob's cousins.

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