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Sleepercel

A person that regularly chooses celibacy and lying alone in bed instead of answering a booty call.

Friend 1: "Dude, has Dale become an incel?"
Friend 2: "No way dude, Captain Dale became a SLEEPERCEL after tiring of that millenial's conversations and attitude.

by Captain Rockso February 6, 2019

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Uncle Tom Boy

An African American female that has mostly white male friends and identifies as one of the bros and supports their 'quiet' misogyny and racism.

She used to be captain of the neighborhood softball team, but that Uncle Tom Boy is too good for us since she went off to college.

by Captain Rockso May 20, 2022


Poo Manchu

The act that occurs sometimes after removing soiled fingers from a rectum then finger painting from under the nose to the edge of the mouth and down to the chin in one smoothe motion.

I was feeling inspired and gave myself the most beautiful Poo Manchu the world has seen after massaging my prostate on taco Tuesday.

by Captain Rockso November 17, 2024


Jimmy Boof-it

A variation on a margarita cocktail where you have salt blown through a straw in to your rectum then do a shot of tequila with lime. Common amongst wook culture kids that are children of Parrot Heads.

Hey Brett, how was your vacation!?

"It was awesome! I got wasted on Jimmy Boof-it's at the bass nectar show!"

by Captain Rockso August 6, 2019