torpedoes

1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.

1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...

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baste

to fart on somebody, usually in the face

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

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forgon

1. Derived from the greek word 'forum'. A person who is in public, an introvert, but online the exact opposite.

2. A person who in real life, is a loser and antisocial, but online is rather popular and has many friends.

Dude! Does that forgon ever leave the basement?!

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