Bulls milk

Bulls Milk - The Man juice from a Bull. Unknowning persons have successfully milked (so they thought) a bull.

The secret to Ed's youthful look is a pint of freshly squozen bulls milk.

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Monkeylove

Monkeylove is referred to as gay sex between two guys.

Did you hear gay Johnny talking about all the monkeylove he got last night.

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caboosed

When a man is walking in front of you and stops short, you run into him with your package.

I caboosed Ed yesterday when he stopped to tie his shoe.

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Butt nibblets

Butt nibblets are the small particles of poop that you find floating behind in a toilet after someone has flushed.

Man Ed must have had corn last night he left a ton of Butt nibblets in the can.

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poopy finger

The correct term for Poopy Finger is the unintentional slipage of your finger off the tolite paper onto you greasy butthole, resulting in a "POOPY FINGER". If not washed will result in a nasty stomach when pablo servers you your soup. See Poopy Soup!

Pablo's poopy finger in my soup tore up my stomach....

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