Quarantomb

A location in which a person has been forced to stay so long that they begin to feel like they’ve died and don’t know it.

I have been locked in my quarantomb so long during this pandemic that I’m not sure I’ll ever leave.

Covidacles

The Greek god of drinking too much during a pandemic.

After six weeks of drinking every day during a pandemic John pronounced himself to be divine and from that moment forward his family was to refer to him as “Covidacles”.