jakelet

A small, cute little kid named Jake. One that has outstanding qualities and adored by everyone he meets.

A Jakelet may also be referred to as "Jake-face" and "monster-man" as they develop over time, but they will always be a "Jakelet" by those who know them best.

"Ohh and how is little Jakelet doing today? He's so adorable, he's going to be a real heartbreaker when he's older"

Jake-Face

A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.

A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!

If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.

But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.

Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"

Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"

Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."

Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"