Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them itâs like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket
âDude whatâs up with him jumping her at the table?âJump at the table
Showing the bar, is when you have plans with somebody, for days weeks or months does not matter, and at the last minute you decide to back out on the plans, Does not matter what you are doing, going to the movies, playing poker, going to a concert, weâre going to a bar
Dude what time Iâm picking you up tonight?
Ah dude, Iâm selling the bar
When your girls vagina,say someone named Tracy,smells like dead fish
Dude,I need a chick that doesnât smell like a waterfront!
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When you are so pathetic, and you canât let go, and you bully somebody in the finally having a conversation with you, When it abruptly ends, this is all you can say
Sorry I have to go
Ah canât cha stay?
No
When youâre trying to be smooth and cool, but you say the wrong thing in front of the wrong people, hence starting to say your ex girlfriends name and then correcting it to your current girlfriends name,In this case, trying to correct Maria to Jenny
I was there with MuaahJenny
Anyone who refuses to share a bowl of potato chips with everyone else
â Hey Antiono you bastard,you gonna share those chips or what?â
Antiono the bastard
When you have no fucking idea what your talking about,and you say something stupid that brings the conversation of an entire room of people to a halt
So what are you doing this weekend?
Iâm not sure
Out of nowhere âreconstituted cheeseâ