Jump at the table

Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket

“Dude what’s up with him jumping her at the table?”Jump at the table

Antiono the bastard

Anyone who refuses to share a bowl of potato chips with everyone else

“ Hey Antiono you bastard,you gonna share those chips or what?”
Antiono the bastard

MuaahJenny

When you’re trying to be smooth and cool, but you say the wrong thing in front of the wrong people, hence starting to say your ex girlfriends name and then correcting it to your current girlfriends name,In this case, trying to correct Maria to Jenny

I was there with MuaahJenny

Ah can’t cha stay

When you are so pathetic, and you can’t let go, and you bully somebody in the finally having a conversation with you, When it abruptly ends, this is all you can say

Sorry I have to go
Ah can’t cha stay?
No

Selling the bar

Showing the bar, is when you have plans with somebody, for days weeks or months does not matter, and at the last minute you decide to back out on the plans, Does not matter what you are doing, going to the movies, playing poker, going to a concert, we’re going to a bar

Dude what time I’m picking you up tonight?
Ah dude, I’m selling the bar

Waterfront

When your girls vagina,say someone named Tracy,smells like dead fish

Dude,I need a chick that doesn’t smell like a waterfront!

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Reconstituted cheese

When you have no fucking idea what your talking about,and you say something stupid that brings the conversation of an entire room of people to a halt

So what are you doing this weekend?
I’m not sure
Out of nowhere “reconstituted cheese”