Duke

Absolute unit, best pro clubs striker around. Bathes in glory. Never sherks a tackle. Well known for top corner goals, cutting inside and lacing them top bins. Family guy, always got time for the fans, loves himself. Also known to glide past the opposition, leaving them flabbergasted. Pops a few gaviscon before the game due to the heartburn but still plays like theyre in their prime.

Oi, duke, swaz it top bins

5👍 3👎