January 21st

Eff the Exes Day!
A day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they'll realize someday you are pretty much the Bee's Knees. A good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a Drunken hate text!

Joe: Hey John! Heard you got pretty messed up last night!

Josh: Yeah, I was celebrating National Eff the Exes Day.

Joe: There's a holiday called that?

Josh: Yeah every January 21st!

Joe: Cool! What did you do?

John: Well, I went on a super date with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of Vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a Cleveland Steamer on the Cheer Captain's chest!

Joe: HEYOOOH!!! Good riddance to that whore!

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Super Date

Not just a normal dinner and a movie sort of date, but one of epic proportions! May include things like Rock Climbing, Geocaching, swimming with Dolphins, iceskating, etc.

Erik: Hey Cleo, would you like to go on a super date with me?

Cleo: What did you have in mind?

Erik: I was thinking some Skydiving, followed by a long walk up a mountain to go look at stars!

Cleo: Sounds great!

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