Mimp

A Mom who is a simp for her children. Favoritism to one or more of the children that are biologically hers.

Carol: Did you see Stacy talking about how her kids the best on the soccer team?
Nadya: Yeah, she was being a total Mimp.

Scotty: Bro, my stepmoms son gets away with anything, he can do whatever he wants while I would be yelled at
Aidan: Yeah, your stepmom is a total Mimp

Burger Lung

After eating, typically a burger - which is known for being greasy and or a "hearty meal" one might experience "burger lung" which is usually noticed when clearing phlegm from the throat and can last upwards of several hours post-consumption.

*Sitting at the table after eating the Red Robin Bacon Bleu Burger and an entire tower of onion rings*
Man 1: Man, Robin King goes hard every time
Man 2: Yeah fr, *cough* I think I got burger lung :((
Man 1: Damn dude, we should tip less
Man 2: *clearing phlegm from throat" -20% tip for this god awful burger lung