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WB Mason

An office supplies company in which the man on the front looks like John Wilkes Booth.

WB Mason looks like John Wilkes Booth

by CaptainPete2024 October 14, 2023


Sack Stretch

The act of stretching your legs to prevent your nutsack from sticking to your legs

It was a 100 degree day and my nut sack was glued to my legs, so I had to do the sack stretch.

by CaptainPete2024 September 16, 2023


Five Guys

A fast food restaurant chain founded by five guys named Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky back in 1986.

Yo let’s go get Five Guys for dinner. Maybe we’ll run into Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky there.

by CaptainPete2024 October 31, 2023


Bob

A person who has no legs and goes swimming.

That guy has no legs. When he goes swimming I like to call him Bob.

by CaptainPete2024 October 18, 2023


Powerade

A popular sports drink that is believed to shrink your nuts.

Ted - Im getting some Powerade before I run the marathon

Jebediah - No dont drink it that shit shrinks your nuts and you certainly wont be getting any pussy.

by CaptainPete2024 July 6, 2024